That’s Not a Stereotype

Yesterday, I had coffee with a friend. She told me how she had dropped her phone in the toilet and I asked her if she put it in rice. This was her response: “Well, you see, people put their phone in rice and the rice attracts Asian people. Then the Asian people climb into your house through your chimney and eat all your cookies and the rice and then they take your phone and fix it. But since I’m already Asian, that doesn’t work for me! So no, I did not put my phone in rice.”
My dear friend, you are hilarious!