Our oldest regular, a spry 90 year old, was in today. With her eagle sharp eyes, she noticed from across the room that I was wearing mismatched socks (and they were ankle socks too, so barely visible).
After calling me on it, she decided to have some fun.
90: Anna, come here!
Me: yeah, what’s up?
90: what time did you get up this morning
Me: 10, why?
90: Are you sure you didn’t get up at midnight? Are you sure you didn’t grope around blindly in the dark? Are you sure you were fully awake when you put on those socks?
Cheeky! Regulars like her make the job a little brighter