To Heal or Sue?

Today a customer put her bag on the back of her chair and then sat down. Unfortunately, our chairs aren’t very sturdy, so the combined weight of herself plus the bag sent the chair in a full tilt backwards. The customer sailed backwards, crashing onto her back, where she was immediately surrounded by concerned customers and Oliver. The collapse looked spectacular but the customer was fine, and was soon back in her seat, backpack moved to another chair.
As we got back to work, I remarked to Oliver, “It’s a really good thing we work in a building full of doctors and not lawyers!”